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Monk on PC.

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

"I'm going on a retreat."

"If we could all turn to page 387, turn off your iPods and repeat after me?"

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts.

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

Binary Meditation.

First O.M.G. church.

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

"Sorry - I've got to take this..."

Whoa, easy on the details, brother! This may be shrunk down for an e-book someday.

'I invited God to be one of my friends on Facebook and he's turned me down!'

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

Computer literate Monk

"O.K., God – please delete everything I said today."

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

'I'd still be in a luxurious office instead of a smelly cave if I really knew the secret of keeping customers.'

Holy phone

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"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

Gracebook.

"And for my next trick, I will attempt to work on this PC for ten minutes without it crashing!"

Pray as you Go.

Heaven is unattended...leave your prayers at the sound of the tone.

Plugged In

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

"That must be Java Man!"

'Today's sermon is from St. Matthew, Chapter Five....'

It's a mobile, wireless internet device