Techie Caveman Vibes Mugs

"That must be Java Man!"

The First Fire Stick

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

"Let's just binge watch this."

Stoneage Anachronism...

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

Caveman at Computer

"Something has corrupted my files again."

"This is my urban man cave."

"This sure makes my job easier."

'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

"Dad should stick to technology, because his art is horrible."

'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'

"This doesn't feel right. Maybe I should paint you outside, being pursued by hunters."

"You've got to give him credit - He was the first in his family to learn to talk."

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

"He says 'fire no rocket science' - whatever that means."

The First Power Point