Techie Caveman Vibes Gifts

"That must be Java Man!"

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

The First Fire Stick

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

Oog is an expert at throwing stones at things - he's a "rock-it" scientist.

"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

Stoneage Anachronism...

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

"Let's just binge watch this."

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

Metro Sapien.

Dummy. Now we have to apply for another grant.

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

Caveman at Computer

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'

"This is my urban man cave."

"This sure makes my job easier."

"Something has corrupted my files again."

'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'

"This doesn't feel right. Maybe I should paint you outside, being pursued by hunters."

"You've got to give him credit - He was the first in his family to learn to talk."

Prehistoric Pop-Up Books Club

"Dad should stick to technology, because his art is horrible."

"Congratulations on the discovery. Good luck getting it insured."

The First Power Point

"He says 'fire no rocket science' - whatever that means."