Caveman At Heart Gifts

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

"Any questions?"

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

"The invention of taxidermy."

The First Cone of Shame.

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

Used wheels

"I think your going to need a business plan."

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"Too much club."

Grok's Thought Stopping.

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

The man who discovered smoke

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

"I love it!"

"You spoil that Hamster."

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

Early detection was rarely helpful.

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

Caveman wheel repairers.

"I hunted, Tirka gathered, and Crock made chili."

The evolution of men