Monastery Humorist Pillows

"I've switched from self-flagellation to a high-fiber diet."

Monasteries dog with bone cross atop his kennel

'I'm going to have to take a day off - to get married!'

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

At the 2021 Religious Games

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

Guru.

"It's time to get politics out of money."

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

Monk Prompt

How's my sermon. . .

The Sleeping Congregation.

'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.'

Single Prayer Health Insurance

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"...and in conclusion..."

Bishops Snooker

The ten ammendments

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

'Even More Disciples'

Praying Mantis.

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

Regifts of the Magi

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

OM, SWEET OM

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."