Humorist Monk Pillows

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

At the 2021 Religious Games

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Guru.

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

Single Prayer Health Insurance

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

R.C.I.A.

Praying Mantis.

Regifts of the Magi

Monk and Bible and Devil Page Marker

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

OM, SWEET OM

Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Om and Ommer

Moses' TV guide.

Employees must cleanse souls before returning to work.

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

'I'd like to attract them with dynamic preaching, but I'm not above luring them with sugar.'

"Look, don't 'Amen' me, and I won't 'Amen' you."

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

Whoa, easy on the details, brother! This may be shrunk down for an e-book someday.

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

A monk illuminating a book with quill pen

God's Phone