Humorist Monk Pillows

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

At the 2021 Religious Games

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

Guru.

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

Single Prayer Health Insurance

Praying Mantis.

Monk and Bible and Devil Page Marker

Regifts of the Magi

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

OM, SWEET OM

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Moses' TV guide.

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"Look, don't 'Amen' me, and I won't 'Amen' you."

'I'd like to attract them with dynamic preaching, but I'm not above luring them with sugar.'

God's Phone

A monk illuminating a book with quill pen

'And the Angel of the Lord said unto them, 'Go fill all thy shops with overpriced tat, stuff thyselves sill for four months and see if thou canst get away with calling it Christmas.'