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Pope Benedict at Easter

"That's our new church mascot."

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

The ten ammendments

'Please take your receipt!'

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

'When I asked for your favourite Saint, I didn't think of someone like Michael Ballack, son.'

"This wandering in the desert for forty years thing -- It IS allegorical, isn't it?"

When The Seven Deadly Sins Come Knocking.

'So long as he doesn't preach what he practices.'

Nativity - The sitcom

Pre-nuptual Nativity

"Thanks Moses, but I prefer my water bottled."

Churchwarden Talking to Rector

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

Baby Bird

"OK, OK, Dad. I'm up... I'm up."

'In conclusion, it's more blessed to give than retrieve.'

I brought my lawyer to go over the small print.

'I'd like to leave the priesthood to marry you, Sister Agnes, but I hate to leave show biz!'

'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'

'Put the kettle on, Doreen.'

Moses parts the Red Sea.

Inside church reactions to the Pope's resignation...

"The dove must be back."

'Oh, ick! -- I just stepped on a fish!'

REPENT, 'Hey! -- Go find your own corner!'

'I create them, I liberate them from Egypt, I give them manna, and now they want me to make the sun stand still!'

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

Manna Helper

Dangerous Populist Pope