Papal Humor Enthusiast Gifts

Inside church reactions to the Pope's resignation...

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

The ten ammendments

"He was much more effective in the field."

Pope Kimba XXIII.

Pope Francis

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

Vatican Car Park - Staff Parking Only

Pope's blessing.

'Put the kettle on, Doreen.'

Pope Benedict at Easter

'I'd like to leave the priesthood to marry you, Sister Agnes, but I hate to leave show biz!'

"Don't even think of going over my head Brother James!"

Dangerous Populist Pope

Big Brother in Monastery.

Two monks: 'Yes, I know we look like hoodies, Brother John, but I still don't want a hug!'

"Get ready...set...ruminate!"

'Do you know brother I think this Papacy 'IS' going to be different.'

'Stop monking around and get inside!'

Pope Tour

Pope Francis

New rule: no tumble-drying!

'Well, it looks like the pope is going to be there for a few more years!'

"I ate one of my buddies, but he'd been dead a week or so..."

Pea-headed Pope

'I guess it's OK - provided he keeps the vow of silence.'

"That's St. Anthony of Padua. He finds every ball I hit in the woods."

Pope still on tight shedule.

Pope Mobile

The road to conclave.

Argentine celebrates election of new pope.

Shoo!

'Well I wasn't expecting him to leave through that door!'

Roman Catholic Guilt Trips

'Careful, it could be a trappist.'