Santa Hat Collectors Pillows

Christmas Outfit

Santa Claus's Mail

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

High security Santa's grotto

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Beanirrito"

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"Anything but milk and cookies."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

Swells - Men's Fashion

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

Western Outfitters.

Victorian Gentleman

Santa CGI Effect

Hombre's Best Friend.

Santa's wash day.

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

"I want a pony!"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

'And that,and that,and that...'

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

Why are you insisting on spending Christmas in hospital, Gran? I prefer the Santa here, darling.

The Reindeer Strike

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"