Collecting Santa Memorabilia Pillows

"Dear Santa, Any chance of making your rounds early...."

'After one thousand warm beers I think I'm entitled to a toilet break!'

Santa vs traffic warden...

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"I love these old decorations!"

Sister Cities

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

Santa's wash day.

Mice playing double bass

Pole dancers

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

"That's what happens when you leave your teddy bear with your other stuffed animals."

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

Hip hop Santa.

"Travellin' through?"

"Well, if you expect me to be good, you'll have to bring me something better than the rubbish I got last year!"

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

'My friend went to Roswell and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

C.P.A.

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

Monster Souvenir

" ...And now, for today's TED Talks ..."

'Millers said they travelled through Europe? Nonsense! All of their souvenirs have little tags reading 'Made in China'!'

'I've repacked this so you have room for souvenirs.'

'Okay dear, it's your turn to go stand in the front yard.'

"ME!!!"

A bit pre festive isn't it?

Teddy Talk