Santa Collecting Pillows

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

Santa Claus's Mail

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

High security Santa's grotto

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Elfie Stick

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"Anything but milk and cookies."

Filming Christmas

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Santa Dog

Hot Tub Frosty

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

Meet Santa's entourage

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"I noticed a few browns."

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

Santa's wash day.

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'