Santa Collecting Prints

"Dear Santa, The cookies were made with laxatives. If you give me the bike I want, I'll give you the key to the bathroom door. Love, Jimmy."

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

Santa Claus's Mail

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

High security Santa's grotto

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Elfie Stick

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"Anything but milk and cookies."

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Santa Dog

Filming Christmas

Hot Tub Frosty

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Santa CGI Effect

Meet Santa's entourage

"I noticed a few browns."

A Creature WAS Stirring