Saintly Collectors Pillows

'Books-medals-statues, complete skeleton of St. Pretorius'

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Santa's wash day.

Swan in a trenchcoat.

Mice playing double bass

Hip hop Santa.

The Bible, signed copy.

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

Pay attention Mom. You're making the wolf and three little pigs sound the same.

A bit pre festive isn't it?

Cardinal making bid for painting at auction with roman numerals

"Here I am, Mother, gainfully and meaningfully employed, and all you can do is criticize."

Sometimes astronomers look down...

Liquor Store: Lean to Open.

Authentic signed Holy Grail

'Nice try, Chicken Little. We're not falling for that one again.'

Latte Day Saints

Christmas Outfit

'No. Why should I give you my autograph?. You'll only sell it on eBay!'

"Dear Santa, The cookies were made with laxatives. If you give me the bike I want, I'll give you the key to the bathroom door. Love, Jimmy."

"You'll soon get used to it, being deceased is fun."

Donner party.

Saint Christopher

"I'm gonna kick your glass!"

'This is so sudden! I'm not even a princess.'

The Ascension of the Rose of Lima

"…And your job, of course, is to enter through the chimney!"

"Boss, I know the nice list and I know the naughty list, but what about this third list?"

Cut out and keep your own Latino Lover

"One god... one church... one collection."

It's called "plundering," not "antiquing"!

"No, this is crazy. We mustn't."