Saintly Collectors Pillows

'Books-medals-statues, complete skeleton of St. Pretorius'

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

Santa's wash day.

Swan in a trenchcoat.

Mice playing double bass

Hip hop Santa.

The Bible, signed copy.

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

Pay attention Mom. You're making the wolf and three little pigs sound the same.

A bit pre festive isn't it?

Liquor Store: Lean to Open.

Cardinal making bid for painting at auction with roman numerals

Sometimes astronomers look down...

"Here I am, Mother, gainfully and meaningfully employed, and all you can do is criticize."

Authentic signed Holy Grail

'No. Why should I give you my autograph?. You'll only sell it on eBay!'

"You'll soon get used to it, being deceased is fun."

Christmas Outfit

"I'm gonna kick your glass!"

Saint Christopher

"Boss, I know the nice list and I know the naughty list, but what about this third list?"

'This is so sudden! I'm not even a princess.'

The Ascension of the Rose of Lima

"…And your job, of course, is to enter through the chimney!"

Cut out and keep your own Latino Lover

"One god... one church... one collection."

"No, this is crazy. We mustn't."

Santa Claus Delivery.