Santa Claus Collectors Pillows

"Boss, I know the nice list and I know the naughty list, but what about this third list?"

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

Claus 2.0

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Elfie Stick

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"I don't believe in you!"

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

Yo ho ho!

Hot Tub Frosty

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

SPOONING CACTI

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

Santa's wash day.

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

"The Cheshire Cactus"

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

"I don't care who's naughty or nice anymore-I only keep track of who's crossed me."

"I mind my mother, eat my broccoli and do my homework, but you won't tell the guys, will you?"

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

Hip hop Santa.

"Lady Liberty, I choose you...ooo...ooo...oooh!"

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

"In normal circumstances a full state pension would be an automatic..."

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

“Stop avoiding me. I know when you are sleeping. I know when you are awake.”

"We may be in trouble. . . the prosecutions expert witness can usually tell if a defendants been good or bad!"