Collecting Santa Memorabilia Gifts

"Dear Santa, Any chance of making your rounds early...."

'After one thousand warm beers I think I'm entitled to a toilet break!'

Santa vs traffic warden...

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"I love these old decorations!"

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

Sister Cities

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

Santa's wash day.

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

Pole dancers

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

Mice playing double bass

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"That's what happens when you leave your teddy bear with your other stuffed animals."

"Travellin' through?"

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

Hip hop Santa.

'My friend went to Roswell and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

C.P.A.

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

"Well, if you expect me to be good, you'll have to bring me something better than the rubbish I got last year!"

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

Monster Souvenir

"ME!!!"

'Millers said they travelled through Europe? Nonsense! All of their souvenirs have little tags reading 'Made in China'!'

A bit pre festive isn't it?

" ...And now, for today's TED Talks ..."

'Okay dear, it's your turn to go stand in the front yard.'

'I've repacked this so you have room for souvenirs.'

Teddy Talk