Collecting Santa Claus Items Gifts

What Santa does to those on the naughty list.

"I love these old decorations!"

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

Mice playing double bass

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

"All that praying for snow finally paid off."

"Maybe the universe is like one of those snow globes the God shakes every once in awhile just to amuse himself."

Another Truism Bites the Dust.

Bankers Christmas Bonus Dome.

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.

"Well, if you expect me to be good, you'll have to bring me something better than the rubbish I got last year!"

C.P.A.

Snow cones being sold in a snow globe.

'Snow again, today...'

"And a small donation will ensure the survival of undreds of snowballs throughout the summer months..."

'What can you suggest for a young lady who thinks she has everything?'

The Magi: Christmas, 1993

A bit pre festive isn't it?

Santa vs traffic warden...

Snow globe has a sign 'No school, snow day'.

Just a friendly gift.

Frosty, The Abominable Snowman

Foreclosure

"What the... you brought the wrong bag!"

Policeman charges tortoise for impersonation.

'I got the munchies.'

A season for Santas

Winter, 2010, Snow breaks snow globe.

Snow Global Warming

As it turns out, you just can't go around pretending to be Parson Brown marrying people.

'I keep having this nightmare where I'm old and fat, haven't shaved in years and wherever I go, kids are bugging me for toys.'

'I want romance, passion, love.' - 'Tangible things only, Buddy.'

"Can't I give him my broccoli? He likes carrots."