Santa Hat Collectors Gifts

Christmas Outfit

Santa Claus's Mail

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

High security Santa's grotto

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"Beanirrito"

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"Anything but milk and cookies."

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

Swells - Men's Fashion

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

Hombre's Best Friend.

Santa's wash day.

Western Outfitters.

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

Santa CGI Effect

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

Victorian Gentleman

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

"I want a pony!"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

'And that,and that,and that...'

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

The Reindeer Strike

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

Why are you insisting on spending Christmas in hospital, Gran? I prefer the Santa here, darling.