Vintage Santa Collector Gifts

C.P.A.

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Santa Claus's Mail

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

High security Santa's grotto

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Early Colour TV

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

The original paperless office

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"I love these old decorations!"

"Anything but milk and cookies."

Pre-Television Man Caves

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

JET (Part I)

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

Jack in the Box

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

Santa's wash day.

Santa CGI Effect

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

"I want a pony!"

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

'And that,and that,and that...'

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.