Helmet-wearing Angelic Player T-Shirts

A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Halo Frisbee.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

Angel doing the hula hoop.

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

"God lives in the eternal present. The gift that keeps on giving."

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'Beer, wouldn't be heaven without it.'

And on the Seventh Day...

Death of the pope.

'Thank you for calling the Pearly Gates.. your prayers are important to us and may be monitored for training purposes.'

Basketball Halo

Umpire holds the halos of angels playing cricket.

'Wow... Here comes 'Holy' Andy Jones, king of headers!'

'Oh, sure-- we're immortal SO FAR.'

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

Heaven - Under New Management.

'I see my wife made it in.'

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

If you don't mind throwing tennis balls for eternity, I do have an opening in doggie heaven.

'First of all, thank you for enrolling in our rewards program.'

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

Angel changing a star lightbulb

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

Notice -To the Naughty Cloud

'Actually we were hoping for someone on drums.'

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

'I somehow always knew heaven would be like this!'

'Of course He never listens - He's OMNISCIENT!'