Helmet-wearing Angelic Player Pillows

A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Halo Frisbee.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

'Please hold for an eternity...'

And on the Seventh Day...

'Thank you for calling the Pearly Gates.. your prayers are important to us and may be monitored for training purposes.'

Basketball Halo

'Oh, sure-- we're immortal SO FAR.'

Umpire holds the halos of angels playing cricket.

Death of the pope.

'Wow... Here comes 'Holy' Andy Jones, king of headers!'

Heaven - Under New Management.

Notice -To the Naughty Cloud

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

'First of all, thank you for enrolling in our rewards program.'

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

Angel changing a star lightbulb

'Actually we were hoping for someone on drums.'

'This really is heaven! I don't have the yips anymore!'

'I somehow always knew heaven would be like this!'

'Of course He never listens - He's OMNISCIENT!'

"Ultimate frisbee champ."