Angelic Sports Enthusiasts Gifts

'Twickenham this weekend?'

I like the Jets...I guess

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

Mexican angels.

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

"Bip."

David and Goliath.

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

The Reason for Storms