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'Twickenham this weekend?'

I like the Jets...I guess

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

"Bip."

Mexican angels.

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

David and Goliath.

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

The Reason for Storms

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'