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"That's it . . . looking good . . . and . . . after this . . . we're . . . going to . . . be working . . . on those . . . wing muscles."

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

Halo Frisbee.

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

Red Arrows Rookies

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

'The aerobics will give you a more youthful appearance overall, but you need to see a podiatrist about your crows feet.'

Mexican angels.

The Reason for Storms

"Bip."

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Step aerobics

Next World Tours

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

Hexercise.

'...27...28...29...by golly, you're right, this is good aerobic exercise!'

"I opted for the upgrades."

Fitness Course.

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"