"I died in Buffalo."
Angelic Observers Gifts
Looking for a heartfelt gift for someone who embodies serenity and an angelic presence? Our collection of angelic observer-themed products captures that celestial charm perfectly. From delightful mugs to cozy pillows and eye-catching prints, find something that resonates with their peaceful spirit. Whether for a spiritual friend, a loved one who appreciates divine symbolism, or yourself, these thoughtfully designed items bring a touch of heavenly tranquility and creative whimsy into everyday life.
'So, you didn't get to die with dignity. Who does? I choked to death on a bag of marshmallows, while sitting in a bathtub full of hot chocolate.'
A blue-haired Bernie from Butte? Are you sure? Angle watching guide.
"How can you be out of wings?"
'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'
'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'
"It was better before God took up knitting."
"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."
Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.
'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'
"I never dreamed we'd migrate."
"Unbelievable! A tick!"
"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"
"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."
'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'
"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."
'Look man, no wings!'
'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'
'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'
Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'
'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'
The Reason for Storms
Mexican angels.
'I wish these wings were for more than show.'
Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!
"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."
"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."
'That's what I'm talkin' about!'
"Bip."
"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."
"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."
"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."
"I opted for the upgrades."
Arch of Triumph Save
"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."
Angelic Observers Gifts Collection
Angelic Observers Mugs
Explore our collection of angelic observer mugs—perfect for those who cherish divine calm in their daily routine. Find your favorite celestial design today.
Angelic Observers Pillows
Comfort meets spirituality with our angelic observer pillows—ideal for cozy corners that need a touch of celestial serenity.
Angelic Observers Prints
Bring peaceful divine artistry into your home with our angelic observer prints—beautiful designs that evoke serenity and spiritual protection.
Angelic Observers T-Shirts
Discover angelic observer t-shirts that blend spiritual symbolism with creative style, making a thoughtful gift for loved ones or a divine addition to your wardrobe.