Angelic Mischief Observer Gifts

"Once a sinner, always a sinner!"

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

Local News in Heaven

'Look man, no wings!'

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

'Would you mind not drinking from the holy water?'

Arch of Triumph Save

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

Keyboard in Heaven

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

This looks unusual, but these things have a mind of their own.

'You're six months late. I hope you brought a note from your doctor.'

'You know what I miss? Live Performances!'

"Ah! What a glorious day to be dead!"

Heaven Security Checks.

"Oh, yes, he's bad. But in a good way."