Angel Observer Gifts

'Turns out the placebo did have side effects. Wings.'

"Murchison is still in denial."

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

Snow Devil

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Shrinks in heaven

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Inflatable Duck Boat

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

Wash your hands

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

Angel Music

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

Angel Swing

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

Postcards from Heaven...

Zagat Rated.

"I don't see HIS name on it."