Angel Observer Mugs

'Turns out the placebo did have side effects. Wings.'

"Murchison is still in denial."

Snow Devil

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Shrinks in heaven

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

Inflatable Duck Boat

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

Wash your hands

Angel Music

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"I don't see HIS name on it."

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

Angel Swing

Zagat Rated.

Postcards from Heaven...

Angel sees FIRE EXIT sign on trap door in cloud.

Hierarchy with 'Me' at the top.