Angelic Observers Mugs

"I died in Buffalo."

'So, you didn't get to die with dignity. Who does? I choked to death on a bag of marshmallows, while sitting in a bathtub full of hot chocolate.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

'Look man, no wings!'

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Mexican angels.

"Bip."

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

The Reason for Storms

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

"I opted for the upgrades."

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

Arch of Triumph Save

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"