Angelic Admires Mugs

'What's the pass-word?'

"How can you be out of wings?"

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Snow Devil

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

Shrinks in heaven

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

'Look man, no wings!'

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

Wash your hands

Angel Music

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

Angel Swing

"I don't see HIS name on it."

Zagat Rated.

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

Postcards from Heaven...