Angelic Doubter Gifts

'Talk about perennial doubt?'

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

'Look man, no wings!'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

Arch of Triumph Save

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

"If it isn't E mc2!"

No, those were not my last words! I told you you never listened.

If Peter had only interpreted Jesus' words literally...

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

Cat Heaven.

'Please hold for an eternity...'

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

This looks unusual, but these things have a mind of their own.

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"