Angelic Arguer Gifts

'Say that again and you're a dead man!'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"All we have left is standing room only."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

"Who knew we'd be a desirable demographic?"

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

Fat angel eating halo like doughnut

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'She's responsible for the smoking ban.'

"Well, to be honest, I try to avoid reunions - my first four husbands are here."

Death of the pope.

'Management says we've had it too good for too long. They're demanding concessions.'

"I loved the good old days, …. 'better dead than red'."

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

Heaven terms and conditions.

Ad Meeting With God.

"I get great reception this way."

"Which countries have you visited recently?"

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

'Talk about perennial doubt?'

"Somehow I thought we'd be done with all that."

Insurance agents in Heaven.

'Actually we were hoping for someone on drums.'

"Oh them, They're contrarians."