Angelic Banter Appreciator Gifts

Same old same old?

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Look man, no wings!'

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

Arch of Triumph Save

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

'You know what I miss? Live Performances!'

"Ah! What a glorious day to be dead!"

"Care to try the dip? It's posthummus."

Cover Design to 'The Houses of Sin' by Vincent O'Sullivan

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."