Angelic Doubter Mugs

'Talk about perennial doubt?'

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

'Look man, no wings!'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

Arch of Triumph Save

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

This looks unusual, but these things have a mind of their own.

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.