Angel Skeptic Mugs

'No, I don't believe in angels ...why?'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

Punk Reindeer

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid."

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

"Bip."

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

The Reason for Storms

Mexican angels.

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

Next World Tours

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

"I opted for the upgrades."

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '