Church Skeptic Mugs

"Guess who has two thumbs and did not waste HIS Sunday morning listening to lies."

"Any church that requires a fire hydrant is admitting it's a fraud."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Alternative Medicine

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"If your dad is truly the King of the Jungle, why can't you ask him to abolish school?"

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid."

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

'You're FLUNKING me? - Doesn't SENIORITY count for anything around here?'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

"Eventually the leaders of every religion say 'We spoke to God and he wants you to give us money.' ...Every. Single. One."

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

'Who should be contacted in case of an accident? Why, 911, of course. And these people are going to be teaching my children.'

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

"Anyway, it turned out that god was a ruddy algorithm after all!"

"I totally meant to do that."