Churchgoer Skeptic Mugs

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"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."

"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes." mockup

"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."

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'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism. mockup

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

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"It's OK, I'm preordained."

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"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe." mockup

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

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"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm" mockup

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

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Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?' mockup

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

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'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?' mockup

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

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Early Piety

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'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...' mockup

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

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Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.' mockup

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

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"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?" mockup

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

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Priest

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'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?' mockup

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

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"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!" mockup

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

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"Freshly ground pepper?"

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'Let us pray...'

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Clown Ministry Baptism Today

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Verger Works

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"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'." mockup

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

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"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."

"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary." mockup

"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."

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"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'" mockup

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

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"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work." mockup

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

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"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?" mockup

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

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'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....' mockup

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

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'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry). mockup

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

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'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.' mockup

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

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Pastor's Bumper Sticker: Save the Congregation

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Pastor's Bumper Sticker: Save the Congregation

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'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!' mockup

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

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'Father James, I slept with Father Henry from next parish... Is that a sin?' - 'Of course!! You belong to my parish!'

'Father James, I slept with Father Henry from next parish... Is that a sin?' - 'Of course!! You belong to my parish!' mockup

'Father James, I slept with Father Henry from next parish... Is that a sin?' - 'Of course!! You belong to my parish!'

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"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies." mockup

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

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"Amen. Please help me up."

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"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife." mockup

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

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CCTV in church.

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"God created Heaven and Earth in seven days but has failed us miserably with Brexit."

"God created Heaven and Earth in seven days but has failed us miserably with Brexit." mockup

"God created Heaven and Earth in seven days but has failed us miserably with Brexit."

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