Angel Skeptic Pillows

'No, I don't believe in angels ...why?'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

Punk Reindeer

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid."

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

The Reason for Storms

"Bip."

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

Mexican angels.

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

Next World Tours

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

"I opted for the upgrades."

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.