God Skeptic Pillows

"A chicken and two dogs walk into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke, but there's no God."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Alternative Medicine

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid."

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

"Eventually the leaders of every religion say 'We spoke to God and he wants you to give us money.' ...Every. Single. One."

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

"Anyway, it turned out that god was a ruddy algorithm after all!"

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

"I totally meant to do that."

'It may look that way... But actually, I'm an atheist