Angelic Musician Mugs

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

Angel playing music

"The wings are addictive."

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

Life on cloud 8

Heaven and Hell

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

"Doesn't anybody play the harp anymore?"

Fat angel eating halo like doughnut

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

"Tell the Boss that we have a MAJOR computer glitch!"

"Malcolm W. Dunlap, violin repairs. Malcolm, we are so pleased to see you."

Death of the pope.

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

"Any requests?"

"If only they knew we can still get texts up here."

'Well of course I believed, but I never really thought it was true.'

"I get great reception this way."

I'd like to check my e-mail...

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"