Angelic Arranger Mugs

Celestial Music

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

Books / Coffee table books

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

Guitars in Heaven

Angel playing music

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

"The wings are addictive."

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

Supply was out of harps.

Life on cloud 8

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

"Hi...Marvin Ramage - composer/ arranger/ musician author and rich."

"Doesn't anybody play the harp anymore?"

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

Angel Romance

"Any requests?"

'Well of course I believed, but I never really thought it was true.'

"If only they knew we can still get texts up here."

"Tell the Boss that we have a MAJOR computer glitch!"

'With Zen and judo and flower arranging, how do you find time to manufacture semiconductors?'

I'd like to check my e-mail...

Heavenly politics. Campaigns here are different from those down on earth. Saint Peter has a complete file on everybody, so there's total transparency up here. Our debates are friendly and the ads are all positive. And here the incumbent in the highest office always runs unopposed. That's all true, but in one way the camaigns up here are just like the ones on earth. They go on for eternity.

"Just between you and me, the universe would move in much less mysterious ways if the spark plugs and the oil were changed on a half-way regular basis."

"I know it looks a little rough but we're having all the puffy stuff reupholstered this week."

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

"This can't be heaven. There's no free wifi."

Storm cloud

Heavenly Suggestion Box

'I'm writing a sequel to my autobiography.'

"Maybe a beach or a museum, you think there would at least be a coffee shop."