Angelic Affairs Enthusiast Mugs

'You're six months late. I hope you brought a note from your doctor.'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

Smashed harp...

'Just pretend they're not here. They're my transition team.'

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"A couple of contact tracers are out here asking questions."

"I couldn't take it with me, so I came back."

"Don't feed them! It makes them dependent."

"Yup. This is heaven. Free beer and unlimited peanuts."

"Sure, we know how to have a good time up here"

Movie Angel

Death of the pope.

Heaven - Under New Management.

Demon sticking his tail through female angel's halo

'First of all, thank you for enrolling in our rewards program.'

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

Angel changing a star lightbulb

"Ah...a newcomer to Heaven, I see."

Notice -To the Naughty Cloud

Angel with dog playing fetch attached.

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"