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'You're six months late. I hope you brought a note from your doctor.'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

Smashed harp...

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'Just pretend they're not here. They're my transition team.'

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

'Beer, wouldn't be heaven without it.'

"Yup. This is heaven. Free beer and unlimited peanuts."

"I couldn't take it with me, so I came back."

"Don't feed them! It makes them dependent."

Death of the pope.

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

"Sure, we know how to have a good time up here"

Movie Angel

"A couple of contact tracers are out here asking questions."

Heaven - Under New Management.

'When is break time around here?'

Notice -To the Naughty Cloud

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

'I see my wife made it in.'

Angel with dog playing fetch attached.

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

Demon sticking his tail through female angel's halo

'Oh, great...I'm having a bad halo day and the boss decides to walk by.'

"Ah...a newcomer to Heaven, I see."

If you don't mind throwing tennis balls for eternity, I do have an opening in doggie heaven.