Angelic Affairs Fan Mugs

'See you in court.'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

'Just pretend they're not here. They're my transition team.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Well, I don't know how to break the bad news to you, Mr. Jenson, but ...'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

'You're six months late. I hope you brought a note from your doctor.'

Heaven Has VIP

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

"Sure, we know how to have a good time up here"

"A couple of contact tracers are out here asking questions."

Death of the pope.

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

Movie Angel

'Oh, sure-- we're immortal SO FAR.'

Heaven - Under New Management.

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

'First of all, thank you for enrolling in our rewards program.'

I agree it's kind of sad...but it was just a matter of time.

Devil Flushes on Angels

Inventive Uses of Halo

"I have eternal life? Does that mean I can cancel my life insurance policy?"

Notice -To the Naughty Cloud