Angelic Affairs Fan Prints

'See you in court.'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

'Just pretend they're not here. They're my transition team.'

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Well, I don't know how to break the bad news to you, Mr. Jenson, but ...'

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

Heavenly Take Out

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

"I chair the safety committee here, but since we're all dead, it's largely symbolic."

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

'Beer, wouldn't be heaven without it.'

'You're six months late. I hope you brought a note from your doctor.'

Heaven Has VIP

'Oh, sure-- we're immortal SO FAR.'

"Sure, we know how to have a good time up here"

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

Movie Angel

"A couple of contact tracers are out here asking questions."

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

Death of the pope.

Heaven - Under New Management.

Angel changing a star lightbulb

'I see my wife made it in.'

"Looks like you have Heaven Basic."

"You're lucky that your parents donated a building to Heaven."

Inventive Uses of Halo