Angelic Story Fan Prints

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

"It's true. God appeared to Trump in a dream and told him to run for president."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Sixties rock stars in heaven.

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Well, I don't know how to break the bad news to you, Mr. Jenson, but ...'

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

Heaven Has VIP

'Oh, sure-- we're immortal SO FAR.'

Death of the pope.

"Gee, I always figured him for No. 1!"

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

'Thank you for calling the Pearly Gates.. your prayers are important to us and may be monitored for training purposes.'

"Sure, we know how to have a good time up here"

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

Heaven - Under New Management.

Devil Flushes on Angels

"I have eternal life? Does that mean I can cancel my life insurance policy?"

'Now-Now! We all make mistakes.'

Angel with dog playing fetch attached.

Angel changing a star lightbulb

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'