Advocate Of Angelic Guidance Gifts

'Hey, come on -- You've got to believe in yourself!'

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

'Want to make it two out of three?'

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"If the headline screams catastrophe, but nobody cares to read it, does it still make a sound?"

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

'Let me remind you that any advice you receive is protected by copyright and I retain all rights therein.'

'I don't offer any free advice anymore. I am offering a self-help seminar and a motivational coaching program online.'

'Don't look upon me as a priest, look upon me as your personal 'After Life Coach.''

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

'You will be reincarnated as someone who undergoes past life regression.'

"Sorry - I've got to take this..."

"Before we discuss your loan, Mr Carlson, perhaps you'd like to spend a few moments with out bank chaplain."

"Who knew we'd be a desirable demographic?"

The Guru is away to negotiate movie rights for his best-selling book, 'Money Won't Make You Happy'."

'It's true that the meek were intended to inherit the Earth, Mr. Osgood, but we have you classified as 'apathetic.''

"But Mom said to ask YOU!"

'Man, I hate the Tour De France.'

"The secret of time management? Never take anyone off hold."

"If it isn't E mc2!"

"Fifty is plenty.". . . "Hundred and fifty."

Guru in a maze.

"A Freudian guru! What the hell is a Freudian guru?"

'How do you think I ended up alone on the top of a mountain?'

'That's it? Listen to my mom?'

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