Advocate Of Angelic Guidance Gifts

'Hey, come on -- You've got to believe in yourself!'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

'Want to make it two out of three?'

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"If the headline screams catastrophe, but nobody cares to read it, does it still make a sound?"

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

'I don't offer any free advice anymore. I am offering a self-help seminar and a motivational coaching program online.'

'Don't look upon me as a priest, look upon me as your personal 'After Life Coach.''

"Before we discuss your loan, Mr Carlson, perhaps you'd like to spend a few moments with out bank chaplain."

"Who knew we'd be a desirable demographic?"

'You will be reincarnated as someone who undergoes past life regression.'

The Guru is away to negotiate movie rights for his best-selling book, 'Money Won't Make You Happy'."

"Sorry - I've got to take this..."

Guru in a maze.

'It's true that the meek were intended to inherit the Earth, Mr. Osgood, but we have you classified as 'apathetic.''

"But Mom said to ask YOU!"

"Fifty is plenty.". . . "Hundred and fifty."

"The secret of time management? Never take anyone off hold."

'How do you think I ended up alone on the top of a mountain?'

'That's it? Listen to my mom?'

Working from Om

"Hard morning, Pastor?"