Angelic Advisor Appreciator Gifts

"If I had it to do over again I definitely wouldn't have been cremated."

'On that Noah thing, just rinse and repeat as necessary.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Look man, no wings!'

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

The Assumption of Mary

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

Arch of Triumph Save

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

"I still hate you."

"Fifty is plenty.". . . "Hundred and fifty."

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

'It's true that the meek were intended to inherit the Earth, Mr. Osgood, but we have you classified as 'apathetic.''

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

'They're the angel of social conscience funds and his evil twin, greedy devil.'