Angelic Supporter Pillows

'I was doing a lot of good, but then the funding ran out.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Look man, no wings!'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

God's failing sales chart in evidence at meeting. God says 'Okay, any ideas?'

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

Arch of Triumph Save

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

"Nice sermon. Not too preachy."

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

'Please hold for an eternity...'

Cat Heaven.

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

'You know what I miss? Live Performances!'

Heaven Security Checks.

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

"Ah! What a glorious day to be dead!"