Angelic Annoyance Supporter Gifts

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Look man, no wings!'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

Arch of Triumph Save

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

One angel watches as another angel plays the harp.

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

'Please hold for an eternity...'

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

"Don't get too comfortable. It's a timeshare."

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

"Ah! What a glorious day to be dead!"

"Oh, yes, he's bad. But in a good way."

Heaven Security Checks.

'You know what I miss? Live Performances!'