Angelic Rival Mugs

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

Polygamists' Picnic

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"At home there's a fish, a cat, a dog, me, and a big sister."

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

Played Wordle Fair and Square

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'

'At first I wanted a brother, but I've changed my mind... I want a puppy now.'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

"I was an attorney, but I was also one heck of a nice guy."

'How do you expect them to treat you in a mature way with that thing in your mouth?'

'If this is really Heaven, why do you have a desk job?'

'Knock it off, you two. This is why I hate double dating.'

'In doggy heaven, everyone is allowed on the couch.'

'The big guy wants to see you.'

And on the Seventh Day...

"Mom always liked you best."

Spring Break!

On the start position

Library In Heaven Stocks The Bible And Only The Bible

'Wow... Here comes 'Holy' Andy Jones, king of headers!'

Basketball Halo

"An area where a specific species lives. . . like my older sister in the bathroom."

'Oi! Take your eyes off 'im - he's my bitch!'

"I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed all my brothers and sisters."

"When you're finished not looking at here, can you divert your non-attention to me?"